Me: There are mistakes that you dare commit while giving unnecessary information to a group that is drinking tea.
Myself: And those would be?
Me: Don't look at a Cathay Pacific that is flying over the building in front of which you are having tea. If you have looked, don't mind anyone who read out loud "Cathay Pacific".
Myself: If you did?
Me: Don't add anything to it.
Myself: If you can't keep your mouth shut?
Me: Well, at least don't tell them that you have traveled by Cathay Pacific.
Myself: What if someone asks, "To Kuwait?"
Me: Don't correct them, or else just correct them and leave it there.
Myself: Why?
Me: Maybe because some guy might ask you what is the uniform of the air hostess, for which you might have to say, "Dude. I traveled when I was in first grade. How would I remember?".
Myself: Yeah. So, whats the problem.
Me: Now the guy who asked you would respond. "Maybe because you traveled at an age you did not bother" and shut up, but can you?
Myself: If No?
Me: Then, at least don't say that when you were getting off the flight, they gave you two nice dolls. Everyone (or someone) might starting laughing loudly.
Myself: Oh the idea of a guy liking dolls? That you were very small then? Doesn't that count?
Me: You wish.
Myself: No recovery then?
Me: No no. You can recover from that.
Myself: Then whats the problem?
Me: They might not be laughing for the whole doll thing?
Myself: What else?
Me: Well, You never know. You might realize it late.
Myself: Late?
Me: Yeah. Maybe, when you can't recover anymore.
Myself: How does that work? Why would they laugh then?
Me: Because you made an impression of holding two invisible dolls, one in each hand.
Myself: Now, why is that funny?
Me: It is funny when you hold them pretty close to each other, with considerably open palms and at a certain height from the ground level. :(
Myself: Ooooooooooh!
